Monday, September 27, 2004
It's been a few years since I've had a really good laugh. The kind of laugh that lasts for a few minutes and you completely lose composure. Tears and a beet-red face.
This is strange because right now my life is better than it has been in years. Seriously, when something really funny happens, and everyone else loses it completely, I just laugh mildly and reply, "That was funny." You don't need to say that if it really was funny and you laughed ass off. Seriously, every time I type LOL, it's a fucking lie (sorry everybody!). I may be smiling, and laughing quietly, but it's definitely not OUT LOUD.
Maybe shit needs to be really fucking funny for me to lose it. I just might have to rent "Jack Ass: the movie".
This is strange because right now my life is better than it has been in years. Seriously, when something really funny happens, and everyone else loses it completely, I just laugh mildly and reply, "That was funny." You don't need to say that if it really was funny and you laughed ass off. Seriously, every time I type LOL, it's a fucking lie (sorry everybody!). I may be smiling, and laughing quietly, but it's definitely not OUT LOUD.
Maybe shit needs to be really fucking funny for me to lose it. I just might have to rent "Jack Ass: the movie".
Friday, September 17, 2004
A special beat down goes to the first guy everyday at the gym who re-racks the
dumbbell freeweights in the wrong weight section after use. This creates a domino effect where the rest of the day, half the weights are out of order. Sorry, I hate to steal some other blogger's schtick, but this warrants a beatdown.
dumbbell freeweights in the wrong weight section after use. This creates a domino effect where the rest of the day, half the weights are out of order. Sorry, I hate to steal some other blogger's schtick, but this warrants a beatdown.
Thursday, September 09, 2004
Does every office have a booger bandit?
I've moved offices four times in the past two years, and every one had a
bandit who leaves their boogers crusted on a bathroom wall. There's a slight variation every time, in terms of boog placement (wall near sink, wall near urinal, etc), leading me to believe there's a unique bandit for every office. But maybe the same one has been in our midst this whole time?
I've moved offices four times in the past two years, and every one had a
bandit who leaves their boogers crusted on a bathroom wall. There's a slight variation every time, in terms of boog placement (wall near sink, wall near urinal, etc), leading me to believe there's a unique bandit for every office. But maybe the same one has been in our midst this whole time?
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Do you ever click through random-ass blogs? See upper right-hand corner, and hit the "Next Blog" link? Do at least three clicks and you'll come across something like the following blog entry:
"There are a few hiccups though esp. the time where Hg Tuah went to meet the leader of the Demak Govt (Hj. Azmil Mustapha). The formation of his horsemen should not moved and should wait until he returns to his original position and let him through the line. Then ONLY THEN they can move and follow him from the back. The explanation is that: in case of any attack the leader will get it first and its the protocol if i am not mistaken la......(Correct me if i am Wrong)"
"There are a few hiccups though esp. the time where Hg Tuah went to meet the leader of the Demak Govt (Hj. Azmil Mustapha). The formation of his horsemen should not moved and should wait until he returns to his original position and let him through the line. Then ONLY THEN they can move and follow him from the back. The explanation is that: in case of any attack the leader will get it first and its the protocol if i am not mistaken la......(Correct me if i am Wrong)"
Sweet! I'm moving offices tomorrow, meaning no network connection other than at home, meaning right now I am enjoying a 40 oz. Steel Reserve (normally off limits on weeknights), meaning I will split to the city in the early aft with my wife, meaning tomorrow is a mini vacation day, meaning my Labor Day Weekend will be all that much sweeter.
Granted, I will work tomorrow, but all the time I take to shower, possibly shave, drive, space out for a few hours, engage in insincere conversations, will be eliminated and replace with some extra Z's. Granted, my "That would be great" count will dramatically decrease, but I'm sure everyone will make up for it on Friday.
Normally, we have a "No-Telecommute" policy, because obviously they know we are a bunch of slap-dicks.
Granted, I will work tomorrow, but all the time I take to shower, possibly shave, drive, space out for a few hours, engage in insincere conversations, will be eliminated and replace with some extra Z's. Granted, my "That would be great" count will dramatically decrease, but I'm sure everyone will make up for it on Friday.
Normally, we have a "No-Telecommute" policy, because obviously they know we are a bunch of slap-dicks.
