Monday, February 27, 2006
Some eating
I wanted something fun and tasty, that would also be easy to eat. So, here comes my world famous grilled Thai Beef Skewers! Of course, recipe is courtesy my good friend Tyler Florence's "Eat This Book". You don't believe me? Check out this pic:
So, I started with a near two pound hunk of sirloin.
Stick it in the freezer for an hour or so to make slicing into thin strip a bit easier. Plus, the fat hardens and is much easier to cut out the nasty bits. Then slice into strips as thin as you possibly can, then place on skewers (soaked for the necessary 20 minutes!).
Then, make the marinade with 1/4 cup each soy sauce and rice vinegar, couple of minced garlic cloves, one tablespoon brown sugar, and two tablespoons chili paste. Marinate for about an hour, turn once to evenly distribute the marinated goodness. Grill on high heat for about a minute on each side.
Included in the evening's feast was an Asparagus, Pine Nut, and Orange Chili Noodle Salad, and Thai Peanut Dipping Sauce for the beef. Mmmm!
That was Saturday. Now on Monday, I cooked up some tasty breakfast. Took the day off work for family reasons.
First, I had some leftover goose fat from Christmas dinner.
Roasting a goose renders so much fat, that you must drain the roasting pan every couple of hours. I might have to post my about my "Christmas goose roasting adventure". Now I've recently discovered how tasty this fat can be. What else would I do but let it cool, and carefully pour into ice cube tray, and freeze. Keep it in a ziploc (tm) bag in the freezer and you can get goosey anytime you want.
So, I boiled some red potatoes and let them cool down for a bit. Quartered them and put in a medium heat skillet with a couple o' cubes of hot goose. Season with salt and pepper. After a few minutes I added some orange and red bell pepper.
Check out the perfect browning:
To that I added a three egg and cheese omelette and ate it up! I forgot to take a pic of the final meal because I was so excited. The goose fat really added an amazing flavor and filled the kitchen with the best aroma. Mrs. Steel tried some of the potatoes, but chose not to listen to me when I informed her that there was not one, but two tasty cubes of goose fat.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
The poor victim proceeds to step out the fire, get shit all over their shoes, and ultimately, made to look like a fool. Very funny, eh?
Now, there's more than one way to define a fool. The perpetrator is a fool, as they are a person who lacks good judgment. There's no way the victim can't look like a fool, with shit all over them due to a hastily stomped response to a fire on their porch. They were "made a fool or dupe of."
So here we have a case of two fools, the recipient and the perpetrator. The only other factor is the quality of the shit. Now, if you scooped up some weeks old, dried up dog shit, your victim would be less shit-smeared. On the other hand, if you fed your dog some left over chili, a half pound of cheese, and maybe six strips of bacon, you'd have a worthy shit to light on fire and destroy your victim.
Let's take a look at the huge pile of shit one fool conjured up over a very long time, and struck a match and ran away just in time to get it all over the unsuspecting fool
TEN YEARS OF GLOBAL CARNAGE
(My contribution in italics).
December 29, 1992 Bin Laden-trained terrorists bomb hotel in Aden used by US troops being sent to Somalia. Two Austrian tourists killed.
February 1993 US investigators claim bin Laden is linked to the attempted van basement bombing of the World Trade Centre.
June 1993 accused of masterminding attempted assassination of Jordan’s Crown Prince Abdullah and Egypt’s President Mubarak. Plots assassination of John Paul II and President Clinton on their visits to Philippines.
October 1993 18 members of the US Special Forces were killed in Modadishu, Somalia when they fell under heavy attack during a raid. Despite the number of US casualties, it is estimated that US Forces killed over 1,000 Somalis. Some of the bodies of the US Forces were dragged and mutilated by mobs of Muslims. There was no military response by the US to the mutilation. Osama bin Laden later told ABC News: "The youth ... realized more than before that the American soldier was a paper tiger and after a few blows ran in defeat."
November 1995 bombed a military complex in Riyadh. Five Americans killed.
June 1996 lorry driven into US barracks at Khobar Towers in Dharhan, Saudi Arabia, killing 19 US servicemen
November 1996 Egyptian Embassy in Pakistan bombed, killing 17 people
August 7, 1998 simultaneous lorry bomb attacks on US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania, killing 224, including 12 US nationals
October 2000 17 servicemen die in bombing of USS Cole, in Aden harbour. Clinton should have been impeached and still be in prison for his dereliction of duty on this one. He ordered the USS Cole to not stand guard while refueling in Yemen.
September 11, 2001 named by US authorities as “prime suspect” for masterminding attacks on New York and Washington
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Now that's one pile of shit, on fire, created by a complete fool and left to make a lesser fool look like an idiot. There's shit smeared all up and down his leg and man it smells bad.
Now if I'm being too subtle for you, review the dates the shit was being conjured and to when, where and whose porch it landed. The frightening thing, is this porch is bigger than one city, bigger than one president, bigger than our country, and actually covers the whole free world.
Thanks C-Dogg... you were always a charming bastard.
Saturday, February 04, 2006
Buy Danish
The Koran is a war manual, and we are infidels who must be converted, subjugated, or killed. More to come...
2/16/06: The Islamist retardation continues.
