Monday, November 22, 2004
Fourteen boxes of my wife's personal effects arrived from Sydney. That's a lot of Kylie Minogue CDs. I'm trying to come up with the best way to deal the huge stack of boxes, and I'm probably going to build a fort. Among other items that I now own are "Season 3, Buffy the Vampire Slayer" DVD (doesn't work in this region!), designer ice cream bowls, and 19 cookbooks between both of us.
My plan was to intercept the shipment before it arrived, giftwrap it, then tell my wife for Christmas I got her all the stuff she used to have in Sydney.
My plan was to intercept the shipment before it arrived, giftwrap it, then tell my wife for Christmas I got her all the stuff she used to have in Sydney.
Friday, November 19, 2004
Seriously, I always wanted to be a rock/Pop star. There would be no better life.
The question is, what kind of star would I be? Limp-wristed whiner (See Coldplay), Thrash Rap Metal with silly rhyming (see Limp Bizkit), romantic crooner (fuck I don't know, Marc Antony?).
Whatever my choice, I know I would like to pen songs somewhat akin to the following delightful entry from the band "Start Trouble" and their song "Non-Stop".
"I wanna fuck non-stop baby
I think you're beautiful
you got to tell your pops I'm cool and I'll be good to you
I'll drop you off at your curfew
It's true I wanna fuck non-stop
baby I think you're beautiful"
The question is, what kind of star would I be? Limp-wristed whiner (See Coldplay), Thrash Rap Metal with silly rhyming (see Limp Bizkit), romantic crooner (fuck I don't know, Marc Antony?).
Whatever my choice, I know I would like to pen songs somewhat akin to the following delightful entry from the band "Start Trouble" and their song "Non-Stop".
"I wanna fuck non-stop baby
I think you're beautiful
you got to tell your pops I'm cool and I'll be good to you
I'll drop you off at your curfew
It's true I wanna fuck non-stop
baby I think you're beautiful"
Monday, November 08, 2004
Friday, November 05, 2004
There's this lady at my office, she's really nice. I'm guessing she's about 38 or 39, and her husband makes the best bbq pork that she brings in to share with us. Really lovely lady.
The thing is, every time I talk to her, I cannot stop staring at her 80s hair. It's all big and hairsprayed up in a big "Working Girl" do. It's awesome.
The thing is, every time I talk to her, I cannot stop staring at her 80s hair. It's all big and hairsprayed up in a big "Working Girl" do. It's awesome.
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
The Fallujah situation is so simple to resolve. Just clean up after the mess left after this.
My main criticism with GWB isn't his decision to go to war with Iraq, but only his handling of it. To defeat unyielding fanatics, you must completely demolish and destroy them without a doubt. Any resistance needs to be met with OVERWHELMING force, if that means flattening an entire city, so be it.
"Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tire, more hungry. Keep punching."
"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."
George S. Patton
My main criticism with GWB isn't his decision to go to war with Iraq, but only his handling of it. To defeat unyielding fanatics, you must completely demolish and destroy them without a doubt. Any resistance needs to be met with OVERWHELMING force, if that means flattening an entire city, so be it.
"Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tire, more hungry. Keep punching."
"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."
George S. Patton
