Thursday, October 27, 2005
Caitlin Ryan, I never thought you'd come back into my life. What has it been, 15 years?
Holy shit, has anyone else been obsessively watching old school Degrassi reruns on "The-N"?
What a great show. I still keep hoping Spike never gets pregnant and that Wheels doesn't turn into an alcoholic.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
You heard it here... "Road House 2: Last Call" is in pre-production. This is the greatest news I've heard in a while. I recently discovered the classic that is the original Road House, and it rarely gets better in the world of cinema.
Others on the IMDB message board disagree about the wisdom of this sequel. Here are some suggested taglines:
Road House 2: This Time Don't Laugh
Road House 2: Why?
Road House 2: So What? We Had a Few Million Lying Around
Road House 2: Why Not?
Road House 2: What Else Could You Be Doing at 4 A.M.?
Road House 2: Fister Blister
Road House 2: The Mullet's Revenge
Road House 2: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Road House 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Road House 2: 3 Finger Turkey-Claw of Death
Road House 2: I Just Crapped My Pants
Road House 2: Back to the Nursing Home
Road House II: Floppy Breasts and Milwaukee's Best
Others on the IMDB message board disagree about the wisdom of this sequel. Here are some suggested taglines:
Road House 2: This Time Don't Laugh
Road House 2: Why?
Road House 2: So What? We Had a Few Million Lying Around
Road House 2: Why Not?
Road House 2: What Else Could You Be Doing at 4 A.M.?
Road House 2: Fister Blister
Road House 2: The Mullet's Revenge
Road House 2: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Road House 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Road House 2: 3 Finger Turkey-Claw of Death
Road House 2: I Just Crapped My Pants
Road House 2: Back to the Nursing Home
Road House II: Floppy Breasts and Milwaukee's Best
Friday, October 07, 2005
Totalitarianism of thought
Can I just say something? A thought for some of you out there to ponder.
I keep seeing these "Emperor Bush" type references. His "Second Coronation", and "King Bush", all sorts of idiotic garbage. Ok, I understand you're unhappy with his administration. You wish that long ago that America cut off its balls, but it hasn't happened yet. America's balls are in a noose, and bound by saran wrap courtesy of the DNC and ACLU, but they're still hanging on.
Bush was duly elected, via the same laws and processes that have been in place for a long ass time. More people voted for him, than Gore or Kerry. He did not steal the election in 2000. Gore and his incredulous media-aided cronies, tried to by disqualifying every absentee military ballot, but that's a different issue. That's a tough reality for liberals and the weak-minded, unaccustomed to truth and accountability to comprehend.
If Bush was an emperor, he would have dissolved Congress, appointed Donald Rumsfeld as Supreme Master General of the United Armed Forces of God, billboards of Bush's visage would coat the country, neighbors would turn you in for any anti-Bush sentiments, your kids subject to mandatory membership in the "Bush Youth", and Janeane Garafolo, Michael Moore, and Al Franken would all be dead. And I'm sure Anne Coulter would get lots of free coke.
I keep seeing these "Emperor Bush" type references. His "Second Coronation", and "King Bush", all sorts of idiotic garbage. Ok, I understand you're unhappy with his administration. You wish that long ago that America cut off its balls, but it hasn't happened yet. America's balls are in a noose, and bound by saran wrap courtesy of the DNC and ACLU, but they're still hanging on.
Bush was duly elected, via the same laws and processes that have been in place for a long ass time. More people voted for him, than Gore or Kerry. He did not steal the election in 2000. Gore and his incredulous media-aided cronies, tried to by disqualifying every absentee military ballot, but that's a different issue. That's a tough reality for liberals and the weak-minded, unaccustomed to truth and accountability to comprehend.
If Bush was an emperor, he would have dissolved Congress, appointed Donald Rumsfeld as Supreme Master General of the United Armed Forces of God, billboards of Bush's visage would coat the country, neighbors would turn you in for any anti-Bush sentiments, your kids subject to mandatory membership in the "Bush Youth", and Janeane Garafolo, Michael Moore, and Al Franken would all be dead. And I'm sure Anne Coulter would get lots of free coke.
