Thursday, June 24, 2004
REGULAR BUSINESS HOURS.
They suck. Most of the vital services you need are only open when you're at work.
Gotta fix your car? Then tell your boss you're leaving for a while do deal with your hoopty's questionable timing belt while you should be "providing value".
I suggest opening a whole slew of services with hours starting at 5pm, and closing at 1am.
Banks, Auto repair, pest control, gardening, house repair, even the fucking cable guy.
Imagine getting hammered at happy hour, then strolling to the bank at 10:58pm, slurring and stumbling your way in line so you can put a stop payment on that $14.38 check you can't cover.
On another note, here's another kitchen appliance that is pointless.
Pizza Pizzaz This thing just makes me mad.
They suck. Most of the vital services you need are only open when you're at work.
Gotta fix your car? Then tell your boss you're leaving for a while do deal with your hoopty's questionable timing belt while you should be "providing value".
I suggest opening a whole slew of services with hours starting at 5pm, and closing at 1am.
Banks, Auto repair, pest control, gardening, house repair, even the fucking cable guy.
Imagine getting hammered at happy hour, then strolling to the bank at 10:58pm, slurring and stumbling your way in line so you can put a stop payment on that $14.38 check you can't cover.
On another note, here's another kitchen appliance that is pointless.
Pizza Pizzaz This thing just makes me mad.
# posted by Swedish Steel @ 4:59 PM 
