Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Whew. What a night at La Fondue. It didn't end with being dropped off at home in a state of Red Wine bliss. Anticipating a mild red wine headache the next morn, I pop a couple of my wife's Excedrin at 11:00 pm. What I DIDN'T know was taking regular Excedrin is like drinking 9 cups of coffee (read the label dumbass!).
It's all jammed up with Caffeine!
Now I had to counteract the Excedrin with an emergency run to Safeway for some Tylenol PM. I pretty much lost my mind at this point. I pop some Tylenol PM, get home, and put "Strange Brew" in the 'ol VHS machine. I'm sleepy by the time Bob, or is it Doug McKenzie (?), sneezes the bullets out his nose in the courtroom.
Fuckin' hilarious!
This reminds me of something that happened to a former friend of mine. Let's call him DB.
DB and his girlfriend at the time are snorting a bunch a coke with this derelict named Jamie. Now Jamie is one of those Mad Scientist derels that makes nitro-glycerin in a test tube, only to have it shatter and shoot a shard of glass into his jugular vein and live. Anyway, DB is so wired from the c'zoke that Jamie gave him some downers so he can chill the fuck out. DB passes out, and when he wakes up his girl is in bed with Jamie.
Well, when I woke up this morning, my girl was next to me, and I've still got another 45 minutes of Strange Brew left!
It's all jammed up with Caffeine!
Now I had to counteract the Excedrin with an emergency run to Safeway for some Tylenol PM. I pretty much lost my mind at this point. I pop some Tylenol PM, get home, and put "Strange Brew" in the 'ol VHS machine. I'm sleepy by the time Bob, or is it Doug McKenzie (?), sneezes the bullets out his nose in the courtroom.
Fuckin' hilarious!
This reminds me of something that happened to a former friend of mine. Let's call him DB.
DB and his girlfriend at the time are snorting a bunch a coke with this derelict named Jamie. Now Jamie is one of those Mad Scientist derels that makes nitro-glycerin in a test tube, only to have it shatter and shoot a shard of glass into his jugular vein and live. Anyway, DB is so wired from the c'zoke that Jamie gave him some downers so he can chill the fuck out. DB passes out, and when he wakes up his girl is in bed with Jamie.
Well, when I woke up this morning, my girl was next to me, and I've still got another 45 minutes of Strange Brew left!
# posted by Swedish Steel @ 3:14 PM 
