Swedish Steel

Yo yo yo, three days of utter laziness, overeating, avoidance of outdoors, exercise, and fresh air, has left me ill-equipped to deal with the reality of being a responsible adult. Every bone in my body is telling me to move in with my parents and never work again. Only four more days left in the fiscal year, and all I can think about is my desire to lay down in a state of repose, eyelids pressed together, and breathe slowly. I should be over it by tomorrow...

Saw "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" on Christmas day. I predict 74% of moviegoers will enjoy it. 62.7% of those moviegoers will enjoy it, yet feel they didn't get it. 13.7% will enjoy it, not get it, but pretend they got "got it.". 23.6% will enjoy and "get it." I'd like to think I'm with the 23.6%, but how can I be sure I "got it"? Maybe I should add another category?