Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Wino
Over the past few years, I've built up the most retarded collection of wine bottle corks for absolutely no reason. Ok, I'll admit it there's a reason. You know the Sky Mall catalogs you peruse in planes because you have nothing to read? I usually bring a collection of magazines, books, newspapers, but always come back to Sky Mall catalog...for this!
Don't you love the Sky Mall catalog too? Two-person shower heads, Countertop wine cellars, and crap beyond the imagination.
Now as a man of mostly impeccable taste, I can't bring myself to buy this lame-ass "build-it-yourself" trivet or corkboard. My wife hates the thing too.
What is a man with an oversized cork collection to do?
On another note, BECK's next album isn't coming out until late March, not February as I previously reported. I apologize for all those that got their panties in a bunch like I did. I mean, he's only the best artist to come around in the past ten years.
Don't you love the Sky Mall catalog too? Two-person shower heads, Countertop wine cellars, and crap beyond the imagination.
Now as a man of mostly impeccable taste, I can't bring myself to buy this lame-ass "build-it-yourself" trivet or corkboard. My wife hates the thing too.
What is a man with an oversized cork collection to do?
On another note, BECK's next album isn't coming out until late March, not February as I previously reported. I apologize for all those that got their panties in a bunch like I did. I mean, he's only the best artist to come around in the past ten years.
# posted by Swedish Steel @ 7:33 PM 
