Tuesday, October 25, 2005

 
You heard it here... "Road House 2: Last Call" is in pre-production. This is the greatest news I've heard in a while. I recently discovered the classic that is the original Road House, and it rarely gets better in the world of cinema.

Others on the IMDB message board disagree about the wisdom of this sequel. Here are some suggested taglines:

Road House 2: This Time Don't Laugh
Road House 2: Why?
Road House 2: So What? We Had a Few Million Lying Around
Road House 2: Why Not?
Road House 2: What Else Could You Be Doing at 4 A.M.?
Road House 2: Fister Blister

Road House 2: The Mullet's Revenge
Road House 2: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Road House 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Road House 2: 3 Finger Turkey-Claw of Death
Road House 2: I Just Crapped My Pants
Road House 2: Back to the Nursing Home
Road House II: Floppy Breasts and Milwaukee's Best

Comments:
it'd be nice to see a flick with an original idea again.

hollywood is completely out of ideas.
 
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